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Multitasking in der virtuellen Realität der Gegenwart

ein experimenteller virtueller lebensraum

> > Choosing a wife

Veröffentlicht am 28. März 2009 von multi in english

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> > A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing
> > among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present
> > of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
> >
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> > The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty
> > salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new
> > outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells
> > him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
> > because she loves him so much.
> >
> > The man was impressed.
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> > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him
> > a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer,
> > and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she
> > tells him that she has spent all the money on him because
> > she loves him so much.
> >
> >
> > Again, the man is impressed.
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> >
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> > The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns
> > several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and
> > reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him
> > that she wants to save for their future because she loves
> > him so much.
> >
> >
> >
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> > Obviously, the man was impressed.
> >
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> > The man thought for a long time about what each woman had
> > done with the money he'd given her.
> >
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> >
> > Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
> >
> >
> > Men are like that, you know.
> >
> > There is more money being spent on breast implants and
> > Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means
> > that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population
> > with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
> > recollection of what to do with them.
> >
> >
> > If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away
> > there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

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